What would you ask magical mirror for?

Beacause these are hard days full of hard times she gives you for free. If you want survive, you should never say...

17. "I finished the Oreo's."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."

Sometimes it’s good to think twice before you buy domain for your large national organisation. Here’s why...

A site called ’Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

And there’s even more...

A woman bought a magical mirror one day and she placed it in the corridor. She stood in front of it and says:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Make my breasts size 44."

Puff... And her breasts turn size 44.

She calls her husband and says:

"Look honey, look at my breasts!"

The husband replies:

"WOW! How did you do it?"

"I bought a magical mirror. And that’s all thanks to it"

"Where is it?" - The husband anxiously asks.

"It’s hanging in the corridor."

The man stands in front of the mirror and makes his wish:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Make my penis touch the floor."

Puff... And his legs fell off.

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

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